Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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