Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Already got asked if we're dating
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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