your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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