The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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