This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Can I color on your dick again?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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