Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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