let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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