idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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