i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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