We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
