i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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