I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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