Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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