Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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