so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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