i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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