Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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