i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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