do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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