hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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