I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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