More tranny stories later!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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