WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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