You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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