i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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