Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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