I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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