Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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