I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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