I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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