You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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