Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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