lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dick very happy bro
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
