But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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