If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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