Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Verdict: uncircumcised.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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