so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
