are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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