That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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