Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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