We named our party play list daddy issues
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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