I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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