that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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