I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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