That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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