On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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