what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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