Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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