if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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