he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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