yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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